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badkidsjokes:

what do you get when you cross the road

run over

Via Bad Kids Jokes

This is an ad in one of the bathroom stalls at my college.

I could be in here taking a massive dump.

Is that still pretty.


idiotvegans:

if you love something dont check the tag 

Via MY BACKGROUND IS DICKS GTFO






all-four-cheekbones:

So would Spider-man’s acrobatics be referred to as Peter Parkour

Via MY BACKGROUND IS DICKS GTFO


lampghostofchristmaspast:

dont hate the player, hate the controller, this shit is broken i swear to god i jumped bro

(Source: lampghost)

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